A good nights sleep and woken up by your SO. But how do you decide how much you put in the joint account and your personal account? We both get to read new releases at the same time, the author gets another sale, a friend gets a free book - win-win-win-win! Since we work retail hours, we try to have a date at least once a month when we both have the day off. [–]badsnek 8330Answer Link832 points833 points834 points 3 years ago (33 children), [–][deleted] 211 points212 points213 points 3 years ago (9 children), [–]txborn90 41 points42 points43 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–]HoggingJumin 1830Answer Link182 points183 points184 points 3 years ago (8 children). That, and don't go to bed angry. We don't discuss how they are made, only that they are done by me. I basically have rule 2 with my flatmate. She's not allowed to bitch about any of those three things. I don't want to go to an AC/DC concert with his friends. (Equally, I feel it's important to clean as you go). I found the accounts of several people I know. You have to make it sound normal to everyone but weird to your SO. Not weird at all. [–]hamlets_uncle 35 points36 points37 points 3 years ago (2 children). My bf and I do the same thing with paying (and we live an hour apart), so he'll buy in his city, I'll buy in my city. I don't know why using code words/phrases hasn't occurred to me sooner. Everybody has issues that they run into, and everyone needs advice every now and again. [–][deleted] 52 points53 points54 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 3 years ago (0 children). I cook all the food, I always drive, and I'm in charge of fast-forwarding through commercials. If you're also like me and have trouble properly expressing things sometimes, using a short pre-established code word instead of having to say "I feel like this teasing has gone too far and my feelings will be hurt if it goes on, could you stop?" /r/Relationships is a community built around helping people and the goal of providing a platform for interpersonal relationship advice between redditors. Created Jun 26, 2008. We usually clean the apartment fully when we both have the same day off. Breaking news I've always felt that whoever cooks, shouldn't have to the dishes. One of us makes more than the other so that person contributes slightly more and the other makes up for it by doing one or two more chores until they can match. Let her see it as a fight if thatâs how sheâs going to see it, but you canât not speak up just because sheâs going to get upset. If we both have work on the same night, we work "together" at the same table and get delivery and no one has to clean up. The one who has the cat on their lap never has to get up for anything. Saved us almost $100.00, [–][deleted] 282 points283 points284 points 3 years ago (6 children). more >>, Comment replies consisting solely of images will be removed. We have a different threshold, but it isn't like I'm giong to go drop 500 bucks without talking to my wife; it's got nothing to do with being whipped and everything to do with money not being infinite and there being household shit that matters too. [–][deleted] 271 points272 points273 points 3 years ago (14 children), We initially go to bed together, but when either of us are about to fall asleep, the other quietly leaves the room to sleep in the spare bed. It felt really fucking weird. Both are the result of childhood trauma and are off limits in arguments, jokes, etc. But yes we are gay. ", [–]OGtrashpanda 38 points39 points40 points 3 years ago (8 children), [–]Perkinz 280 points281 points282 points 3 years ago (4 children), [–]showtunez 71 points72 points73 points 3 years ago (2 children), [–]10maxpower01 87 points88 points89 points 3 years ago (2 children), [–]Hunny_Bunny20 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (0 children). can be helpful. I need silence and solitude for pooping. I would invite you to think about what you don't like about the idea of "relationships". I usually fall asleep way earlier but he still makes a kissy noise to check. [–]admiralfilgbo 69 points70 points71 points 3 years ago (2 children). I'm really into clothes and fashion. It usually means he will play his game in the living room and I'll knit or watch Netflix in our bedroom. This sounds so great. The rule is on the 1st of the month both cats win one of the titles so no one feels left out. [–]namastemeanshello 1620Answer Link161 points162 points163 points 3 years ago (1 child). I promise to always do his laundry as long as he promises to never ever touch mine. Which celebrity did you meet and found they were much kinder/ruder than you expected? This has not yet helped to curb his desire to tell stupid jokes. It was used mostly to make sure we were still happy and moving in the same directions. [–]hiperson134 12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (5 children). Whatever we are mad at, even if it's not resolved, the last thing before bed is an act of love. The boyfriend has to be up at 5 for work. From 4:30 to 5 am is snuggle time every day, and if we have to skip morning snuggles for some reason, we both feel off until we get to cuddle after work. [–]Sourcesurfing 219 points220 points221 points 3 years ago (2 children), [–]forward1213 114 points115 points116 points 3 years ago (18 children). What about overcast days? Always ask before doing number 2. BF and I have a code word whenever we're irrationally upset about something or incredibly frustrated by work or whatever. I imagine when we move into a place with more than one bathroom this will cease to be a thing. I hope she and that SHITBAG Richard are doing great in his trailer. We have to buy two copies of books that are released in series that we both read. [–]TwistedSprinkle 15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (1 child), There is a story behind this...and I kinda want to know, [–]lettucebefriends18 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (1 child), If you have to ash the blunt, then you have to pass it, [–]svenson_26 27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (1 child). If I'm not hungry, I probably need a nap, a shower or a hug. It's helpful because we discuss almost everything beforehand and get a better value for our money when we do want to drop a lot of cash. Members. He cooks for 10 people every time and never puts any of it in the fridge for later. [–][deleted] 83 points84 points85 points 3 years ago (17 children). Helped. Regardless of whonis driving he gets to control the music, and I get to control the heat/air/windows because I'm never satisfied either the temp. Everyone runs late getting home from time to time. [–]Mynameisntbrian 47 points48 points49 points 3 years ago (5 children). Sometimes we wouldn't get the chance to talk, but always no matter what at the very least send a message saying how you are doing and saying you love them. It doesn't stop her, but it's still a rule. [–]SirQuay 25 points26 points27 points 3 years ago (5 children). March 16, 2018. We're only 30 so I don't know, or like, their music. Cookies help us deliver our Services. He has to sing me the Thunder Buddy song from Ted every time we're in bed during a rainstorm. If we're particularly low one month because of an expense like buying furniture, one of us will contribute from our personal account and the other will match when they can to cover rent. This has occasionally ended up with both of us having our own spatula both stirring the same food at the same time, [–]LunaOona 254 points255 points256 points 3 years ago (13 children), [–]infuriatesloth 245 points246 points247 points 3 years ago (12 children), I just imagine them both stirring furiously and looking at the others pot, [–]dakiii 384 points385 points386 points 3 years ago (8 children), [–][deleted] 86 points87 points88 points 3 years ago (5 children), [–]MagicMistoffelees 44 points45 points46 points 3 years ago (4 children), [–]theAlpacaLives 57 points58 points59 points 3 years ago (2 children). What are some street smarts everyone should know? [–]Lincolnius 64 points65 points66 points 3 years ago (2 children). We have a Reddit non-aggression pact. ... Of course, some people do have kind of weird deal breakers. What was your "That was fun, let's never do that again" moment? Super gay. It is one of the toughest decision to remain detached from love and lust. [–]Jb2304 92 points93 points94 points 3 years ago (11 children), [–]Jordan_the_Hutt 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (12 children), [–]semprini23 21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago (3 children), [–]anonymousmonster 1860Answer Link185 points186 points187 points 3 years ago (6 children). You can find the best, most unexplainable paranormal stories , career advice, NSFW sex questions, and much, much more on â¦ A kiss goodbye is mandatory. [–]semprini23 51 points52 points53 points 3 years ago (0 children). We do 'Marco Polo' instead, but fun idea! Weird relationship I am a 18yo male and I have a 20yo female friend, we became really close really fast, I have known her for about one and a half years but in these last months somehow our relationship has drifted into a "too close to be just friends but not over the edge to be a relationship". By Jamie Kravitz. (Welcome home!). Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. [–]Howtofightloneliness 31 points32 points33 points 3 years ago (1 child). [–]moudine 336 points337 points338 points 3 years ago (9 children). His alarm goes off at 4:30, which we call Snuggle-Thirty. Rule is to be honest and not get upset at the response. We had telepathy, [–]cdangelo27 8700Answer Link869 points870 points871 points 3 years ago (22 children), Not sure if it's a rule or not, but at least twice a year my wife and I will sit down and ask "Are you happy?". It always makes us laugh because it reminds us about self care, and that we are really just big kids. Posted by. Just making dinner when "In South Australia I was born..." Doing laundry when "Louis was the king o' France / before the revolut - i - on...". This Insane Relationship Advice Subreddit Is Basically an Online Soap Opera If nothing else, it'll make you feel better about your comparably healthy relationships. I fold it and put it away. If my wife is home, she responds, "Okaeri!" One of the greatest parts of Reddit is the anonymity. Mario Bros. Is a Nintendo product, not a Sony product. I know you have your own account and I will one day find it! When ever I have to talk to my boyfriend about something serious I usually always bring him food first or we get food. [–]MyCatWeighs11lb 19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (0 children). It's pretty useful! He sorts laundry, starts the laundry, and switches the laundry. Of course, this has resulted in someone pretending not to hear the horking in the kitchen. [–]Formaldehyd3 230 points231 points232 points 3 years ago (14 children). [–][deleted] 257 points258 points259 points 3 years ago (27 children). I like your first bullet point. [–]koiotchka 75 points76 points77 points 3 years ago (5 children). This is mostly my rule. He would throw up in your shoe just because he wants you to know how little he respects you, [–][deleted] 217 points218 points219 points 3 years ago (3 children), [–]BSRussell 63 points64 points65 points 3 years ago (4 children), [–]dtg108 198 points199 points200 points 3 years ago (1 child). [–]SarahKathrine 28 points29 points30 points 3 years ago (2 children). To answer your question - no, it's not weird to feel no need to be in a relationship. I am currently saving up for a drone, while I think she is saving up for more shopping. Is this weird in a relationship? [–]The_Pip 8780Answer Link877 points878 points879 points 3 years ago (77 children). No. without giving proper context. Reddit has long made news for its vile and abusive culture, but r/relationships is a strange example of highly effective community moderation that creates a tolerable space for complicated conversations. Thank you so much, it really have some clearance on the issue. Nothings worse than going to work or family functions leaking. Sitting in the dark contemplating that rule. âCanine teeth (for girls) Don't judge.â â Reddit user. He does this up north adult camping weekend that is not my thing so I can stay home and not feel bad. When I ask for back scratches, I will get back scratches, and when they ask for them, they shall also receive. If we're ordering food and it comes with jalapenos we both ask for extra and she gets all of them. We are always truthful during a pinkie swear. (I'm home!) He's not a fan of 'brunching' or workout classes. I saw a thing about how end punctuation makes texts appear more aggressive and less friendly. Firstly you can use it when strangers are around without them understanding if you're a private person like me. Don't fuck your ex. I drive a 2015 Kia Soul, and for some reason my wife and I would sometimes get into fights while driving, and I'm an extremely aggressive driver in general (yelling at other cars, etc). From her side it's always "You're going to let him run your life like that/ How dare him rule over how you spend your money" From my side it's "Yo, bro you're whipped" In reality, we very rarely say no to each other, if we do its because we don't actually have the funds. I would've wanted someone to say that to me because it's hilarious. If I see those leftovers, i'm packing it up and storing it for myself. My SO and I do this as well although it's due to work schedules. Thanks! Then when things are calm, we talk about it. This indicates you're mad and then it starts a fight because you're communicating that in a passive-aggressive way. Also, if something big comes up in life, that money is counted as savings to fix the incident. [–]covermeslowly 41 points42 points43 points 3 years ago (5 children). I am a good cook. I Nia Gardson hated Aiden Thomas with all my guts, and I'm sure he hated me too. ... Everybody has issues that they run into, and everyone needs advice every now and again. [–]Eks9119 309 points310 points311 points 3 years ago (8 children), [–][deleted] 524 points525 points526 points 3 years ago (7 children), [–][deleted] 104 points105 points106 points 3 years ago (3 children), [–]commonplaceperson 81 points82 points83 points 3 years ago (32 children). So just cards or a plasma TV for Christmas? On the previous bizarre relationships list we mentioned the unusual relationship that Caligula had with his sister Drusilla, but he also had a strange thing going on with his horse Incitatus. I'm single and it fucks me up every day. [–]deev85 27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (0 children). [–]Roses_into_gold 143 points144 points145 points 3 years ago (5 children). Kissy sonar is also used to figure out when one of us crawls into bed if the other one is up or not. It's implied, but it did cost me my last wife. Embed Story Share via Email Read New Reading List. When the word is used, we know to back off or give each other space until it is okay to do so. The first person who sees (or hears) the cat vomit has to clean it up. [–]brewless 141 points142 points143 points 3 years ago (9 children), Yeah, after 8 years, I'm not even sure how that habit started, but she gets really upset if I mess with her and give her a single peck before leaving before work. Whats the best "toddler complaint" you've ever gotten? [–]BEEF_WIENERS 58 points59 points60 points 3 years ago (5 children). The title may contain two, short, necessary context sentences. If she rings again straight away I'll get out of ANY meeting and answer it. [–]theAlpacaLives 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago (2 children). 1.) A code word would have been better, but hey it was high school, [–]HearingSword 75 points76 points77 points 3 years ago (1 child). Sometimes I'm up. She's not allowed to complain that we never do a particular thing while we are in the middle of doing that very thing. It works out pretty well. Caligula loved his horse (though most likely not in a sexual way) so much that he bent over backwards to give it a life fit for the emperor himself. It works really well for us and we're both happy. [–]__notmyrealname__ 12550Answer Link1254 points1255 points1256 points 3 years ago (36 children). [–][deleted] 86 points87 points88 points 3 years ago (7 children), My ex and I didn't even need a signal. When sleeping in a bed next to a wall, she always gets the wall side, We rarely ever split the bill, we just take turns paying. We have some goofy ones because we have a pretty goofy relationship and then more serious ones to keep things flowing easy. So we do it with dogs- every dog must be pointed out to the other so we can fawn over how cute/fluffy/happy they are. Good night & good morning kisses accompanied by an I love yous. I don't know how he did it but he did it.... And I can't even be mad at it...", [–]DefensiveLiability 45 points46 points47 points 3 years ago (6 children). When either of us are pooping. If one of us is ever attacked by a goose it is acceptable for the other to wish them a good death and bail. If I use kissy sonar and he doesn't answer it usually is an unspoken "I'm studying/having a phone call/ can't talk to you right now" so I leave to do my thing. This is a great idea. [–]Hessis 122 points123 points124 points 3 years ago (12 children), [–]pancakepizza_ 58 points59 points60 points 3 years ago (10 children), [–]badassllamalady 12380Answer Link1237 points1238 points1239 points 3 years ago* (20 children). When we have gay sex we put a dollar in the Sin tin. [–]sautros 167 points168 points169 points 3 years ago (3 children). Relationship problems, we all have them. He is not allowed to get up to get the blanket until I'm laying back down in bed and he count to 10. [–]svenson_26 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (5 children), [–]Back2Bach 20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (3 children). [–][deleted] 326 points327 points328 points 3 years ago (18 children). This is Reddit's very own solution-hub. [–]LoneWolf67510 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (1 child). Our Weird Relationship (BWWM) 1.1M Reads 38.2K Votes 42 Part Story. Something that make her relate to what you are feeling. [–]voksul 63 points64 points65 points 3 years ago (12 children), I'm not in a relationship right now, but I intend to make my girlfriend learn and sing sea shanties with me around the house. Redditors whose job requires them to go into other people’s homes for a living, what’s the most bizarre thing you’ve seen or found? [–]1414141414 46 points47 points48 points 3 years ago (0 children), My gf is great at calling me out on this. Who had grandparents fight in WW2 and what stories did they share? Like if we're having Indian food for dinner, that's the one time I shouldn't have to hear about how we never get Indian food. Some say they're still making noises at each other to this day. Can confirm. "Don't let the other get hangry"- Meals are #1 priority because I'm like the hulk on steroids if I miss breakfast. I would really love to hear other stories too. So many people act like true lifelong commitment is restrictive, or unhealthy, or just not modern. It's an idea that I frequently share. Win-win! more >>, Mods reserve the right to remove content or restrict users' posting privileges as necessary if it is deemed detrimental to the subreddit or to the experience of others. Friends and family give us crappy looks when we always check before spending. It's: Do you need a snack? We do swing sometimes. use the following search parameters to narrow your results: You must post a clear and direct question in the title. We split the money in december and that is how much we spend on each other for Christmas. more >>, Any post asking for advice should be generic and not specific to your situation alone. [–][deleted] 8880Answer Link887 points888 points889 points 3 years ago (52 children). Making a connection with something that made her feel that way and something that make you feel that same way I think it will help her to understand your feelings better, (If I have made any grammar mistakes, please tell me and I will correct it! [–]NESoteric 49 points50 points51 points 3 years ago (4 children). I am candid, talkative and not your usual girl next door. [–]chillhoneybunny28 32 points33 points34 points 3 years ago (3 children). Reddit isn't sharing their porn for this sub right now. If they're fighting about the stirring, it means they're not trying to do the same thing. We prefer to do our own laundry because we're "particular" about the way it comes out and how it's hung, folded and organized. For instance we're upgrading our TV soon, rather than impulsively buying the first cheap but good TV he found, my husband brought the idea up to me and now we're shopping around for the best deal on a curved TV for the living room, and we're mounting our other TV in our bedroom for enhanced Netflix and chill sessions. If we're cuddling and the small spoon needs to fart, they must aim their butt away from the big spoon. more >>, Askreddit is not your soapbox, personal army, or advertising platform. It changed my life. We have 2 cats. No one says papaya randomly. I see you too are dating someone with OCD. If we hear someone come in the house and they don't say "tadaima" or respond properly to "okaeri," then it's not our spouse and we have time to take evasive action before they find us. Five is right out. [–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (1 child), [–]MadamNixie 4470Answer Link446 points447 points448 points 3 years ago (28 children). Known for my laidback and chilled out attitude, I have always believed in making the most of life. Anything in between is cheating. more >>, Mod posts We're both huge control freaks so we try our best to split up who has control over what. You may have expectations that just arenât realistic for her to meet. [–]ibelieveyoubro 100 points101 points102 points 3 years ago (2 children). Jackson and Maggie are literally the weirdest couple and I canât believe Shanda tried pushing incest on us like nooooo. He doesn't tease about my claustrophobia. If we say something mean to eachother, the person saying the mean thing has to take an article of clothing off. 'Hey so... hmm' I think you should talk to her, but not in a confrontational way. ), [–][deleted] 89 points90 points91 points 3 years ago (2 children), "Reset" sounds like a great idea! Amy Wolfe is a confident 32-year-old American who lives in New York State. I am not Brian. [–]blablablaudia 168 points169 points170 points 3 years ago (9 children). We have the understanding that, once this codeword is spoken, everything is 100% serious and needs to be handled as such. Unfilter. [–]iiden 33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (0 children). It's usually whoever takes the card out first. [–]Wib182 67 points68 points69 points 3 years ago (1 child). My cats wont even eat 'health brand' cat dry food. [–]semprini23 46 points47 points48 points 3 years ago (2 children). Whenever we fight, we will say "pause" and tell each other that we love the other person, value the relationship, and want each other to be happy. For many people, the r/Relationships subreddit is a community to help navigate lifeâs romantic quandaries. [–]commonplaceperson 23 points24 points25 points 3 years ago (13 children). And the Internet has certainly only created a breeding ground for the spreading of this kind of material, through meme-worthy relationship quotes and especially through advice shared on sites like Reddit. [–]skorfab 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (2 children). We both work retail hours and don't usually have mutual days off. No that's why it's the secret kidnap word. We use this much less now the kids are a bit bigger. I can't imagine the horror of emerging from my room to the smell of coffee and there being only one cup. I dont drag him to my aunts wine party or my cousins co-ed baby shower. Me on the other hand, I'm happy to look upon the ladies. She or I will say "Do you need to pee?" Watch more AskReddit stories: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAW80l3tA9Nb6eMqT0LrEfFcOZy7wv2TP ðSubscribe to Reddit On Tap for daily videos! That way, no feelings are unnecessarily hurt. ... and a couple of Reddit threads proved that. 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